Advertised Flavour Profile:
A Creamy almond milk porridge topped with blueberry lemon jam and a pinch of maple and cinnamon to finish it off. Like all proper Scottish porridge Goldie is always stirred right handed with a wooden spurtle in a clockwise direction to keep the devil at bay.
Made by the fine folks over at VaporBar in Dundas Ontario, Canada, their Malt line has a new addition in Goldie, a pretty damn authentic Porridge vape. This is one of the those profile types that make you scratch your head at the idea of it, vaping porridge, really? But like many of these crazy concoctions, they work. And that is definitely the case with Goldie. There is a real fusion of flavours going on and each of the flavour notes get their moment on your palate. We are amazed that the porridge is differentiated from say, a muffin profile, you really can taste the oats & pastry. The only downside is it could vape a little cleaner, but hey, if you are a Blueberry, Almond & Porridge lover, this one is definitely for you!
- Smoothness - 10/1010/10
- Intensity - 8/108/10
- Flavour - 9/109/10
- Originality - 10/1010/10
- Complexity - 9/109/10
- Balance - 9.5/109.5/10
- Cleanliness - 7/107/10
Inhale: An Intricate, Creamy Flavour Fusion of Almond, Milk, Pastry/Oats, Blueberry w/ notes of Citrus, Maple & Cinnamon
Exhale: A Creamy, Subtle Mix of Blueberry, Cinnamon, & Pastry/Oats (Think an Authentic Porridge)